assholes and morons

There is a little place i know where it is okay to be a total dickhead.   You can bring your kids and let them be little dickhead chips off the dickhead block.  You can stand in the way of anyone who tries to walk past because they'll do it to someone else in a few minutes too.  There is a place where wandering packs of tweens drop F-bombs at will because they have lost the ability to think independently; "fuck" makes me cool, dude.  Old people are bumped aside so that the dickheads can get to their destination a fraction of a nanosecond earlier.   Anarchy and chaos, all in the name of the season of giving.  I call this wonderful, marvelous place The Mall....and nobody is the least bit surprised.