Samuel L. Jackson put my 3-year-old to sleep

My 3 year old went for a walk last night at 2 am.   she got up, changed her PJs and came into my room to say hi, ask for a glass of water and ask if it was wake-up time yet.  Although i was very tired i decided to engage her as she was obviously wide awake.    I quickly grabbed the laptop and went onto YouTube, searched for Samuel L. Jackson reading Go The Fuck To Sleep....she got the hint.

the orgy

Another Christmas past; another back-ache for the trash man; another anxious meltdown from my darling spouse.   The orgy of Christmas stuff i always promise "won't happen this year" has come again.   Next year will be different, next year will be better.

assholes and morons

There is a little place i know where it is okay to be a total dickhead.   You can bring your kids and let them be little dickhead chips off the dickhead block.  You can stand in the way of anyone who tries to walk past because they'll do it to someone else in a few minutes too.  There is a place where wandering packs of tweens drop F-bombs at will because they have lost the ability to think independently; "fuck" makes me cool, dude.  Old people are bumped aside so that the dickheads can get to their destination a fraction of a nanosecond earlier.   Anarchy and chaos, all in the name of the season of giving.  I call this wonderful, marvelous place The Mall....and nobody is the least bit surprised.